It's HOT outside!

You're COOL everywhere!

You'd be EVEN COOLER with this COLDEST brand TUMBLER BUNDLE!! and even MORE COOLER (what did he say?) if you saved 10% while you were at it!

Imagine, the sea breeze, the sound of the ocean's harmony washing ashore, the sound of a distant gull.  Then, your COLDEST brand TUMBLER BUNDLE arrives!  Now, you pour a nice icy cold drink with the confidence that the last drop will be just as cold as the first one.  You draw a deep breath and think to yourself "Holy Cow, how is my drink still this cold?  This really is the COLDEST and I'm still the COOLEST!!!"

When your bundle arrives, you'll enjoy two (2) each 'Coldest 20 oz Tumbler v2', two (2) each 'Coldest Paracord Handle' and one (1) 'Coldest Water Bottle Brush: 3 Tools in 1'. 

The perfect drinking cup. Designed to keep liquids COLD for 20+ hours or HOT for 13+ hours.

This is a total value of $96.96, but Jarvis said "nuh-uh, sell 'em for 10% off" and he sent it to the accountant.  The accountant spun the beads on the abacus and said 10% off is exactly $87.264.  Well, Jarvis and Dithers went out to the smokehouse to discuss it.  When they came back, in a peaceful voice and with a comfy grin they said "$87.00 flat and that's that."  So, it looks like the boys came to a consensus, MATH. IS. HARD!  

ABOVE ALL ELSE, REMEMBER: YOU ARE AWESOME!